What does this say about YOU?

Checked out your night stand lately?  

I'm mean....REALLY.  Now, I'm not going into the drawers, but let me give you a little tour.

This morning, while making the boy's beds (Don't give me grief about that--it's just something that I like to do for them.  They do plenty of other chores) I happened to really look at their night stands.  

It gave me a great grin.

NICHOLAS

CONTENTS for Nicholas: binoculars, flashlight, battery, water, tomahawk, big ass knife (that he bought with his own money), kleenex and a camping light (definitely Michael's child)

CONCLUSION:  Nicholas is ready for a zombie attack, power outage or sneezing attack at any moment.

JACOB

CONTENTS for Jacob: remote, cell phone, chargers, wallet, glasses and his Grandma Sadie's rotary phone.  What you can't see below, is a hideous stack of drawings, pencils and a knife.

CONCLUSION:  Have technology will travel.  Sentimental and a hoarder.  Also, he doesn't trust us with his wallet, so it is always close by.  Yes, we've been known to borrow a dollar or two out of his wallet, because the boy ALWAYS has cash!

MICHELLE:

CONTENTS:  Glasses, Tums, lotion, fingernail polish, a book I'm reading, Runners World magazine on top of a stack of professional books, tupperware catalogs, and lots of hair thingys.

CONCLUSION:  I'm getting old.  I need meds & glasses next to the bed.  I've got my hair up most nights.  And I really should try to read those stupid professional books, but I keep a stack of literature I really like close by!

MICHAEL:

CONTENTS:  Remote, gun books, gun magazine, gun cleaner, a flashlight and pictures of his favorite people...me and his boys.
CONCLUSIONS:  Loves his woman, his boys and guns...in that order!

Now come on....do tell.  Don't be shy.
WHAT'S ON YOUR NIGHT STAND????